OLIVIA

Liv, I went back to work two weeks ago. That sounds weird because your mom never stopped.

For example, last night she fed you, but you didn’t keep it down. Your mom immediately fed you again, and you didn’t keep that down either. That was twice the mess and twice the clean up.

At around 3 a.m., she must have spent an hour feeding you, more time cleaning you up, and more time on diapers.

She is exhausted, but I have an idea on how to help. We should outsource…

We need to ask the grandparents to come work more… Eh, I mean visit us more. I meant visit. Definitely didn’t mean work.

Also since the grands don’t have a worker’s union we don’t need to give them breaks or benefits… errr I meant the grands love the extra time. It’s about seeing the baby.

We should ask the grands over to the house… so mom and dad can have date nights and leave the house or take naps…. Geeze, …I meant run errands and grocery shop.

Liv, the grands… I mean we… will help your mom get some more rest and relaxation.

I’ll call over the grands, and you distract them by being cute.