OLIVIA

Liv, we don’t like it, but you insist on increasing the country’s TV viewership.

We have a modest 75 inch 4K TV with surround sound, and you’re obsessed with it.

We started to noticed you prefer to take your bottle while watching something on the television. It’s your TV dinner.

I am really not happy about it. You mom isn’t either. If you do watch TV we would prefer you watch something age appropriate and educational.

However, last night you watched a little too much “Welcome Home Nikki Glaser.” Those jokes are not for you young lady, so you’re grounded.

This TV obsession might have something to do with the fact that you’re eyes are developing and you started tracking people.

I don’t like when you watch “The Real Housewives” or “Below Deck.” Your mom and I will have to talk about why you’re watching so much E! And Bravo.

If you are going to insist on watching TV, then I really would rather you watch “Bluey” the dog, the news, or documentaries with dad.