OLIVIA

Liv, it happens to the best of us. We all get injuries.

Sometimes we get hurt doing something we have no business doing – like you dad’s injuries. Sometimes we get hurt just for no reason at all.

You definitely have had an issue and you are as fussy as your dad.

The doctor said we have to use this “paste” and not to be stingy with it. We are supposed to layer it on real thick to your back side.

When we are done with your diaper change, your tushy looks like a pale full moon on a clear night…only more white.

You poor mom is worried your tushy will never heal.

I’m worried your mom will get upset when I make you the “butt” of too many jokes. My favorites are about putting on your “war paint” or wearing your “mime makeup” or being a “kabuki warrior princess”

Those jokes come with sound effects that are not politically correct – except the mime joke that one is silent.